I'm so dead....

Now I'm at dad's office, again; and I think his students are mad at me cuz I've been bugging them since 7 in the morning. Turns out they SLEEP here. Anyway, I'm charging dad's handphone now. Currently, I'm not recieving any message from dad.

hey wait...devil's luck...my phone rings (this is for REAL)!

Dad: To answer your doubt, I didn't see Xab since she finishes her exam last sem (me: so it's true! he DID met at the clinical conference!). You can destroy the SIM card, but copy other numbers. Don't be assertive (did he REALLY know the meaning of 'assertive'?). BTW how did you get the phone? Please respect my privacy!

Reply From Me: Dad, you left the phone cahrging on your tabletop. And a recharge card too. At least I'm better in hiding stuffs than you. Anyway,why do you want the numbers? There is only three numbers in that SIM, it's Xab, the phone's hotline (and another I forgot). One more thing. Xab uused your office didn't she? Then how could you explain the community website-thingy and all the job-searching websites? BTW, no need to buy me bags from Xian. (Mom told me last night dad called and he said he's buying me tote bags from Xian. It costs 300yuen).

I don't need any bags.

Last night, while I was doing my Physics, mom sat beside me and talked a lot (a year ago, that is considered as wierd). Mom, among others said that wives should not doubt their husbands (how about dad then?) and teenage kids like my lil bro shouldn't be shouted or he'll run away (since dad was out, he's always playing truant).

I did something bad. I don't know what I said, but them mom replied that "I wonder if he's seeing that girl again." I couldn't answer yes or no. I was afraid that if I did, It's gonna start a war. Then I made a promise to check his email and talk to his secretary. That'll be hard since today I'm fairly busy. Maybe I'll go there in the pretext of returning something.

Anyway, mom told me that my sis was a better detective than I am. She loved dad to bits (she told me that once) and mom said she's awfully jealous of ANYONE who gets to dad. You can see that by her investigation, she DOES know a lot. And she's coming home late this after noon.

Oh, by the way, brother, if your reading this, I know that dad is going to confront me REAL bad when he comes home. Don't be afraid of that. I can handle it. But you gotta promise me not to tell ANYONE, especially mom or I'll leave this house with the family car.

I MEAN IT.

By the way, mom just reminded me dad is going to come home on Monday. Monday???? Oh, no, that's just three days from now, is it?

Me: (shivering) Wow, that feels so quick.
Mom:It doesn't, at least to me. he's been gone since last Monday, and it feels like forever (that's how you feel when you love someone)
Me:Oh, I feel like it's so quick...I guess I was too busy (that's how you feel when you're scared s**t of someone.

Bye.

If I die, I want mom to have all the money in my bank account.

And for my bro to have my scholarship money. Use them to buy yourself an animator's computer.