the handphone......(and I'm so DEAD)

Dad's in China.

Mom, now she's the one accompanying me to and out of town.

Boy, she has lots to talk about.

Especially about dad.

Well, anyway, I need to go straight to the point:

I GOT THE HANDPHONE!!!!!!!

Steps to endure to get to the big-o-jackpot:

1: I wanted the keys so I asked mom. And she ASKED DAD. Hey, mom! The rule is here that if you wanna do something like this, you DONT TELL ANYONE! Especially the one you targeted! Of course dad didn't let me. But well, dad, your daughter is like you too....very sly.

2: I tiptoed into dad's office, with lights off and doors closed. Two of his professors caught me and grilled me until one of them explained that I was dad's daughter. That man was actually dad's best friend. The bad thing is, he'll probably tell dad. I hope he thinks that there is no phone reception in Beijing or he'll be calling him for a 'hey, you wanna hear about that silly misunderstanding we had with your girl?' My life would be over.

3: I ran away, without fulfilling the promise to backup all of dad's files into her CD-R (she said it's for the Family Court. Huh? Divorce?)

4: But not after I got that handphone....after I said to myself "If I was dad and I have a secret phone line, where would I keep it so it will be discreet enough no to be seen yet just under my reach whenever someone calls?' And there's, like 13 drawers and one safe box. I chose one, only one and it's under the table, right below the plugs (easy recharge), and ta-daaah! Found it.

But I need to ask a few questions to myself about it.

1: Maybe dad just have two handphones for his business stuff.
ans: I asked mom last night and she didn't even know about it, it was probably 'a long time ago'

God, help me. I just stole a handphone (That's a confession!)

2: Ah, relax, maybe dad didn't know I was even there. I'll return it back, perhaps?
ans:Fat chance. He probably saw me eyeing that handphone last week so he knows. Besides, why did he lock the door when he's charging it? So no-one would know?

3: Another two professors just saw me! One of them was my dad's best friend. The other think it was strange that I was at his office with closed doors and turned-off lights. What should I do?
ans: Nothing. I already explained to one of the professors that I was searching my lost files in there. They finally think that this misunderstanding was a good laugh. (after being grilled for half a minute, by mistaking me as their student, that is)

3: I just stole a handphone. Will he ask her secretary, then call the security, and send me to jail for tresspassing and stealing?
ans: Yes, he probably would. But if this is his handphone for 'illegal activities', he'd probably keep it shut. And, the secretary always keeps his door open to use the main air-cond unit in his room, and later opens it wide for the cleaner. So anyone would be a suspect, by that sense.

What shall I do with the handphone?

1: Tell mom that I never did get to his office, or at least tell her that I can't use the password-locked computer.2: Figure out the password.3: Check all messages.4: Force dad to confess and explain to me (by promising not to spill it on mom)5: Sell the handhpone. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
(hey, that's what we thieves do, right?)
If this is a big break, I'm willing to go to jail for it.
As long as you blog-readers don't spill the beans on me. Promise?