Lalala..I'm a babysitter cum translator!

Things you need to know when dealing with kids

• Don't be surprised with the multitude of kid's playthings this 21^st century. They even have fully functional toy vacuum cleaner—which makes the SAME annoying whirrr sound like the original ones! (I hope they don't make toy lawnmowers in the future)
• If they squeal loudly, that means they're happy. If they squeal REALLY LOUD then that means you need to start wearing soundproof headphones. Cuz they are REALLY loud.
• If they offer you to help them open a pack of chocolates, don't take it right away. They'd most probably tried to open it using their teeth and they'd be looties(saliva) all over.
• Babies suck thumbs. Real bad. So don't play with their hands. Looties, remember?
• Don't use kiddie scissors to cut anything. It will cut NOTHING.
• And to mention that, do not give REAL scissors either to kids. They'll cut ANYTHING with it.
•  If a baby gurgles and makes 'whoa' sounds by itself, he may be trying to pass out his poops (in other words, prepare for smelly diapers hereafter!)
• If you don't want the kids to follow you to lunch, install a kiddie game in your computer. THEN leave for lunch.
• On second thought, DON'T install anything to your computer. They'll start bashing each other for it
• If you wanna make the kids quiet, NEVER buy them sweets. They'll sugar-crash with the extra energy—In 5 minutes they'll be running all over the room like miniature Roadrunners. And crash on EVERYTHING (Beep, beep!)
• If you stay still while working on a computer, they'll think you've really become a statue and poke you around (and climb your chair, and stare at your screen until they're cross-eyed...)
• Even if you let them draw in Microsoft Paint, they will STILL draw on the walls. (It's a kid thing. Scientists still don't understand either).

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