The what??? Mom, did you say that?

This afternoon, mom asked me.
"Have you ever been haunted by a ghost?"
I tuned white and immediately remembered my blog post( and in that tiniest moment i thought that my bro would have spilled the beans on that haunting right after he read it). Sorry, bro!
Actually, mom then continued, "Your sister said that a ghost jumped on her while she was asleep, and almost suffocate her."
"Oh really?" I said. "Well, for me, no (that's a lie). But when did that happen?"
"Last night around 1 pm."
"Isn't that the time when you asked me if you could watch that TRL (rerun) on MTV?"
"Yeah, I was asleep, but after the ghost thing, I never slept. That's why I asked about that TRL."
Oh, so my sis wanted a companion. Actually, I've been up and about (staying up) every day of the week (of course on weekends, I never woke up at all) and I slept around 3.30-4am. Sometimes, my sis would stay up too, mostly not because of homeworks but rather to watch TRL. And I don't like it when she does, cuz I'd got distracted(and other reason:I won't be able to watch the Animax reruns either). So, at that time, that very night, I was reading my books, and my sis was sleeping with the lights on. around 1 pm, just as my favourite Animax show ended (a ghost-paranormal-creepy kinda show--karma huh?), my sister asked me loudly form the room whether there was TRL. I said no (after that I DID watch TRL, just for the fun of it).
Okay, I have no clue what happened to my sis. And all that when I used to be the one attacked by that evil spirit. I still feel his presence now and then, usually around...(eheh...can't tell you, can I?). But after the last attack, I learned a few stuffs about 'blocking evil spirits' from my college sister when she came home for the hols. And a few stuffs from Discovery channel too. Really!
First rule: fight evil spirit with holy words. The Kursy and the four Quls, and a little personalized prayer saying "god protect me from these unknowns". That's my college-sis advice.

Second rule: the Discovery channel's "is it real?" rule. Take this from the scientific view. That choking sensation was probably from the lung or heart muscles relaxing, a mistake that sometimes happen when only limb muscles should relax (so you don't 'act' what you dream. That'll be dangerous). So, to beat that, lie on your sides instead on your back (like a baby to prevent cot death). Cuz on the sides, the lung muslces will not "lie atop" the lungs when it relaxes. At least that my inference....

If this haunting was real, why did the ghost chose my sis after months disturbing me and keeping me of sleep? First, I think the Kursy thing probably worked. Second, after the attacks, I became stronger (really?) I hardly feel afraid (and when I do, the Kursy always calms me down), and during the few last 'confrontation', I kinda got angry and throw my own arsenal of insults. hahahaah.....

I bet if he/she reads this, he'll be so pissed off he'll be attacking tonight. Stay in bed early...